6:00 A.M. — THE ALARM THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS TO THE 'SNOOZE The sun isn’t even thinking about coming up, and I’m already bargaining with some higher power for “just three more minutes." But here’s the cold brew truth: by the time most people hit snooze, my day is on its second lap. Why? Because I’m that marketer with a full-time corporate gig, a roster of freelance clients, and—plot twist—a social life that I try and not flake out on. If you’ve ever wondered how a single human